The RigMo Roster.. 2010!
Sean Rock
Age: 18
Position: Handles
Nickname: Rock
Interesting Fact: Sean is a rookie Beotch
Years Played: 2
Tim Hoarty
Age: 23
Position: The least interesting man in the world.
Nickname: TNasty
Yearbook Distinction: Voted most likely to spend majority of adult life in a mobile home.
Years Played: 6
Tom Sitorius
Position: Defensive Technician
Nickname: Sitorius B.I.G.
Interesting Fact: There are no known facts about Tom.
Years Played: Unknown - since the dawn of time.
Matt Snowdon
Position: Team Creep
Nickname: Snowdoggy, Sangria Disc, Frosty, Plunger Boy
Interesting Fact: Has little issue with drinking his own vomit.
Years Played: 4
Kyle Orians
position: lone wolf
nickname: nanners, nay nay
interesting fact: I was born without a sense of fear...
years played: 4
Joel Peterson
Position: Handle
Nickname: Tha Cube, Sick Flava
Motivational Advice: "You're not going to get very good at ultimate when you're living in a van down by the river!"
Marks Broken: 264,098
Stew Buckley
Position: Whatever we tell him
Nickname: Stu
Interesting Fact: Stew caught an I-O game winning flick for bookends at College Sectionals.
Years Played: 3/4
Pat Picard
Position: Cutting, or complaining about handling
Nickname: Pat P, Lt. Bitchface
Interesting Fact: Shit Hot D!
Years Played: Several
Mark Brannen
Position: Mid
Nickname: Brannen
Interesting Fact: Mark is getting married.
Years Played: 4
Dom Lincoln
Position: Deep
Nickname: self explanatory
Interesting Fact: Dominic's dad is crazy.
Years Played: 1
Tim Hopp
Age: XXII
Position: Encroaching on your disc space.
Nickname: Hops
# of Times Hopp Has Shat Pants: 3
Years Played: Enough to make me feel like an old man.
Ryan Mullen
Age: 23
Position: Division I Screenprinter
Nickname: Turd Ferguson, the Beave
Interesting Fact: I don't always kick it with the most interesting man in the world, but when I do, we drink Milwaukee's Best.
Years Played: 4
Will Watson
Age: 23
Position: Switch hitter
Nickname: Sir Swilliam Twatson, Dead Weight
Interesting Fact: Will have sex with anything
Years Played: 4
Beau Reed
Age: 26 maybe?
Position: Cutter
Nickname: Beau Real
Interesting Fact: Beau knows. Beau rules. And, Beau knows Beau rules. GET THE FUCK OUT MY CHAIR JIMMY.
Years Played: 6
Josh Sauer
Position: Love Handles
Nickname: Sour
Interesting Fact: Gained 40 pounds in grad school when I stopped playing ultimate and have since lost half of it. I'm not giving up the other half for nobody.
Years Played: 5
Greg Wenderlich
Position: Balla
Nickname: Vundy, Dracula
Interesting Fact: Greg is from Buffalo, thats right that Buffalo
Years Played: 7
Austin Wehrwein
Position: Player
Nickname:
Interesting Fact: I spent 5 hours thinking of an interesting fact.
Years Played: solve for n
2(10*2n)+(40/2^5)-(64*.5)/pi
Willie Uehling
Position: Deep
Nickname: Billy
Interesting Fact:Willie is Tall, but not too tall
Years Played: 1
Caleb Koenig
Position: Mid
Nickname: Cocoa
Interesting Fact: Cocoa tore his ACL at Snowmaha, but being the stud he is, was back on the field in 6 months.
Years Played: 1
Elliott Hanson
Position: Deep
Nickname: EL
Interesting Fact: EL has two L's, two T's and huge ups!
Years Played: 1
Former Players and Local Hooligans
John Boyd
Position: The Renaissance Man
Nickname: Captain Hammer
Streaking Arrests: 4
The man, the myth, the LEGEND.
Dylan Sherrill
Age: 23
Position: Cutter
Nickname: Pickles
Interesting Facts: PICKLES!!!!, Shut Up Pickles
Years Played: A long time, I should probably be good by now
Steve Howard
Position: Designated Pumpkin Bowl Drinker and Backup Pinata
Nickname: Air Force One
Interesting Fact: I've played ultimate in 5 different countries.
Years Played: Club ultimate? I can count that in months on my hands.. overall, I'd have to use some toes
Chris Urbauer
Position: Mid
Nickname: Urb
Interesting Fact: Urbauer can and will talk his way out of any situation.
Years Played: 17?
Devon O'Connell
Age: Freshly 24
Position: Front and reverse froggy style, Hot Karl, Glass Bottom Boat, Chili Dog
Nickname: That dude who wore yellow cleats
Interesting Fact: Got hit by a truck when I was six and busted my pelvis. the truck got crushinated and I am still fast, one can only wonder.
Years Played: Invented Ultimate - dozens of years
Nick Hildenbrandt
Position: SOUL Scrooge
Nickname: Shank
Interesting Fact: Among all the Rick Johnson-given nicknames, Shank's is the most undeserved
Tennis Skirts Worn Out: 22
Elvis
Position: Wannabe Handler, Graphic Master
Nickname: Jeff Gates
Interesting Fact: Elvis was in the Navy
Years Played:
Travis Knapp
Position:
Nickname:
Interesting Fact:
Years Played:
Stefen Shields
Position: Cutter
Nickname: Shields
Interesting Fact: Stefen is teaching English in China.
Years Played: 1
Shawn Campbell
Interesting Fact: GOD DAMMIT CAMPBELL!!!
Chris Schaben
Position: Enjoying his awesome life.
Interesting Facts: Chris Schaben is the coolest dude on this page by far.
-SOUL party god
Ian Hamilton
Position: None
Nickname: Smeggers
Interesting Fact: Ian scares girls.
Years Played: 30
John Hass
Position: Recovering from mid-life crisis
Nickname: Douche, Butt-pirate, Nancy, Sally
Favorite Band: Right Said Fred
Probability of Injury Playing Disc: 97%
Probability of Being Lame: 100%
Scott Curry
Position: Holding the Smeggerphone
Nickname: Fat Mess, Cock Mess
Interesting Fact: Potatoes In!
Years Played: Less than 4 beard trims
Steve Ducey
Age: 21
Position: Cutter
Nickname: Deuce
Country of Origin: Djibouti
Religious Views: Leaning slightly toward ritualistic cannibalism
Mark Milburn
Age: 25
Position: Cutter
Nickname: The Shetland Pony
Interesting Fact: Mark can huck, but never has.
Years Played: 6
Ryan Martin
Position: Supine or Prone, Slackjawed
Nickname: Cubby, Chicago
Descriptors: Horny, Sleepy, Drunk, Hungover, Drunk, Drinking, Sloppily Drunk, Mildly Stinky, Cubbalicious, Sneezy, Drunk
Eric Williams
Position: Upstanding Legitimate Citizen
Nickname: Rice
# of Rice Victories This Decade:0
Years Played: 9
Puck
Position: The Canadian Gazelle
Nickname: Mike Starkey
Famous Puck Quotes:
Current Status: Boating in Vancouver
Forehand Status, 15 Years In: Still floppy.
Brian Foley
Position: Couch Bum
Nickname: Laser270
Interesting Fact: Brian likes video games.
Years Played: 0
Rufus McDougal
Position: Gutter
Nickname: Doug Foley, Fugodor Dali, Blazer
Interesting Fact: Rufus has the best beer in hand layout in RigMo history.
Years Played: 0
The Rev. Paul Grant
Position: Handle
Nickname: ^^^
Interesting Fact: Paul Captained SLU in the early 2000's
Years Played: 10